It’s the duty of tradesmen to pass on the rules
To apprentices joining the Ranks,
Ensuring that when they begin to use knives
They have sense in their memory banks.
“Keep your blade sharp! Always point it away
From your body when trimming protrusions!
If you don’t you’ll find lumps of your flesh hanging off
And blood swilling round in profusion!”
“Ho! Ho! Ho!” rang the Workshop the very next day
When Kris rushed round in full song
To inform them the Doctor had Smiffy full stretch,
Sewing his finger back on.
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Liddie
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Six going on forty. The youngest of our brood, the apple of our eye.
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Stars in Their Eyes
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Beard gone for the first time in thirty years. Yuk.