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Artist - Sean McGaughey | Songs (19)

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Genre: Humor
Credits: 1999 Sean McGaughey

Song: The Little Bitty, Two Inch Strip (Duct Tape Song)
Album: For the Sake of The Song

Song Information:

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.0 Canada License.

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Lyrics:
(Sean McGaughey)

The Little Bitty, Teeny-Tiny Two Inch Strip that Holds the World Together
Sean McGaughey July 16, 1999

When Grandad had a broken plow, a problem hard to solve,
Hed walk around it end to end, and stare with great resolve
Hed take a roll of chicken wire, a kind used in all weather,
He wrap it round and round the plow, and knot it all together.

In my daddys day the world advanced, technology had grown.
He could fix anything with tubes of silicone.
But I have found the perfect tool, it always works out right
A magic silver roll of tape will hold it all it tight

Chorus:
You stick to me, Ill stick to you
Well be stuck fast, its better than glue
It dont matter what the season,
we dont need a rhyme or reason
While other loves are all long gone
Ours will hold us close and strong
With the little bitty, teeny-tiny
Two inch strip that holds the world together.

Well over there in Ireland they have a heap of trouble,
If they dont work it out real fast, the country will be rubble,
But I have a cure thats guaranteed to ensure a peace forever
Well take the Unionists the IRA and Duct-Tape them together

Chorus:

Bridge: Audience Participation

What do with a leaky hose ?
USE DUCT TAPE.
How do you cure a runny nose?
USE DUCT TAPE.

How do you fix a hole in your tire?
USE DUCT TAPE.
You need to repair a microphone wire.
USE DUCT TAPE.

How do you catch a squeaky mouse?
USE DUCT TAPE.
How do you stop a straying spouse?
USE DUCT TAPE.

Your guitar case came apart at the end?
USE DUCT TAPE.
You really want to impress your friends.
USE DUCT TAPE.

What do you do if your car falls apart?
USE DUCT TAPE.
How can you mend a broken heart?
USE DUCT TAPE

Chorus

What do I buy everyday at the store?
A BOX OF DUCT TAPE
How can you stop me from singing anymore?
USE DUCT TAPE.

Chorus

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