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| Posted: Fri Jan 2nd, 2009 02:44 am |
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Raindog Approved 
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Here are some of my faves.. How do you get a guitar player to play softer? •Give him some sheet music. How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? •None--they just steal somebody else's light. What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? •The chain saw has greater dynamic range. What do you do when a trombone player is on your doorstep? •Give him the money and take your pizza. How do you know when your lead singer is at your door? •He always has the wrong key and never knows when to come in. What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion? •The Uzi stops after 20 rounds. Why do bagpipe players walk while they play? •To get away from that awful noise... What's the difference between a bass player and a large pepperoni pizza? • The pizza can feed a family of four. What's the difference between an Appalachian dulcimer and a hammered dulcimer? •A hammered dulcimer burns hotter; an Appalachian dulcimer burns longer. How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb? •Three. One to change the bulb and two to sing about the old one. Two musicians are driving down a road. All of a sudden they notice the Grim Reaper in the back seat. Death informs them that they had an accident and they both died. But, before he must take them off into eternity, he grants each musician with one last request to remind them of their past life on earth. The first musician says he was a Country & Western musician and would like to hear eight choruses of Achy-Breaky Heart as a last hoorah! The second musician says "I was a jazz musician...kill me now!"
____________________ "Don't ya know there aint no Devil, that's just God when He's drunk.." |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 4th, 2009 12:28 am |
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theBlackman Approved 
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Not bad. What do you call a musician who doesn't have a girlfriend? homeless
____________________ Let each day start as a blank page for life to write upon. http://ezfolk.com/audio/dusty http://cdbaby.com/all/theblackman http://youtube.com/DustinFLeer |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 31st, 2009 10:55 am |
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Man of constant sorrow Approved 
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good stuff! 
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| Posted: Sat Aug 1st, 2009 03:31 pm |
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Jim Yates Approved 
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A trombone/banjo duo gets a last minute gig playing at an old folks home for New Years' Eve. At the end of the night the person who hired them says, "That worked well. Can you come back next year?" The banjo player says,"Sure thing. Would it be okay if we leave our gear here?" Q- What's the difference between a singer/songwriter and a puppy? A- A puppy eventually quits whining. Q- What did the drummer get on his IQ test? A- Saliva. Last edited on Sat Aug 1st, 2009 03:33 pm by Jim Yates ____________________ Jim http://www.myspace.com/jimyates http://www.myspace.com/mapleleafchampionjugband |
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